Happy Valentine’s Day! Or Galentine’s, or Palentine’s, whatever you like to call it. I’m all inclusive.
This Valentine’s Day was my first Valentine’s Day not because I was born less than a year ago like “Baby’s First Birthday” but because this is the first year I’ve been in a proper exclusive relationship. I’m really happy and content and since it’s the perfect day to celebrate it, I thought I’d share and articulate my feelings and emotions about them and my experience of being in a relationship.
I met you in a coffee shop. Cheesy and old school, I know, but I guess life just happens. I wasn’t looking for a commitment, and to be honest, I wouldn’t normally go for someone like you but I gave it a go.
Fortunately for me, you turned out to be quirky and vibrant, but sweet, soft and warm on the inside. And I love the way you smell. I love your rosy complexion and creamy white quiff and your curves and how cute you look as you just sit quietly. I can sit with you all night, wondering about the possibilities of the Universe, our future lives, things to put on our bucket lists, how weird it is we pretend to be asleep to fall asleep. You know, the usual.
But I know our relationship has an expiration date. My parents keep telling me you’re not good for me but you make me feel better when I’m stressed and depressed. I get excited knowing I’ll get to see you at the end of the hard days. We’re unconventional and untraditional but come on, it’s 2019! We can be free with our feelings. Who cares what people think? People can date whoever they want!
You make me feel really good. Especially inside me.
You were really yummy, my little Red Velvet Muffin. ❤️
-Shay
Hi Shay, this was just too sweet! I’m happy that you’re happy 🙂
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Did u read to the end?
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Yep 😂
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Okay 😂😂 I’m truly single forever 😂😭
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Poppycock! There’s no way you’ll be single forever!
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We’ll see 😂
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I’m serious, Shay: you’re a lovely young woman with an amazing sense of humor. You’ll be fine 🙂
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Thank you! 😄
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You’re welcome 🙂
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dead😂😂😂…. I can’t believe you wrote this sweet message for a cake
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Food is lifeeeee 😂
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Ahahaha, brilliant 😂😂
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😂😂
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I was really surprised when you said he’s “yummy” 😂😂😂 good thing it’s a muffin!! 😂 Love this 💛
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Heehee 😂 Thank you!
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I was getting so confused haha, I read the ‘yummy’ part and I was thinking..okayyy that’s cute but cheesy, but then I read the end and I died laughing!
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Hahah yeah I would never write something this cheesy and actually be serious 😂
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At first I was confused and like wtf? But then I’m read to the end and I understood.
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Haha glad you stayed till the end 😂
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To be honest I thought it was a woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with dating a woman offcourse.
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I actually made sure I didn’t specify gender so you would think I was referring to a non-heterosexual relationship.
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Ahh. How clever. Omg lol well you had me fooled.
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