Mean Girls Day!

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

And if I was there, I would have said Mean Girls Day, uncultured swine!

 

And trust me, I wore pink today.

 

It’s Mean Girls Day! Why? October the 3rd was the day Aaron asked Cady what the date was. And you know what she said? She said October 3rd.

Now, if you haven’t watched Mean Girls, firstly I want to correct you before you say “it’s just a movie, don’t be so dramatic”. It’s not just a movie. It’s a lifestyle. A lifestyle that chose me. Specifically, one evening when I was about ten, with my parents, and I wanted to choke on soil when the coach said to not have sex because then you will get pregnant and die. And I never got ‘the talk’ so I guess, better Coach Carr than no one.

 

But besides my strange childhood that made me the way I am now (i’m okay), I wanted to share my top favourite iconic Mean Girls quotes:

 

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”

 

“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

 

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”

“She doesn’t even go here.”

 

“I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and wide set vagina.”

 

“That is so fetch.”

 

“I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.”

 

“I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.”

 

“Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just like the rules of feminism.”


“You can’t sit with us.”

 

“You go Glen Coco!”

 

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

 

And two extra bonus ones because I think they’re important and everyone should live by:

“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.” – Cady Heron

There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” – Janis Ian

 

Hope you had a happy hump day!

 

-Shay

Fictional Bucket List!

I’ve seen loads of little posts on Instagram from tumblr and pinterest about things people would want to do with their favourite characters – the fictional bucket list.

I then came across InAMessyWorld ‘s blog post on her fictional bucket list so I got a bit inspired so credit to her for my inspirations 😀 (And I guess credit to Tomes with Tea, for inspiring her.)

 

My Fictional Bucket List:

Play wizard’s chess with Hermione Granger

 

Play hide and seek with Coraline in the other world (and we can twin cause I always wear a yellow coat)

 

Prank Dwight with Jim

 

Visit the Hundred Acre Woods (I’ve actually been to the place that inspired the fictional version)

 

Swing around NY with Spider Man (Tom Holland version obviously… XD )

 

Go to one of Gatsby’s parties

 

Go on an adventure in a shared dream with Cobb and Ariadne

 

Be mischievous with Gumball and Darwin

 

Travel across the multiverse with Team Flash (and meet my doppelgangers)

 

Go to one of Ross’ weddings

 

Solve a crime with Scooby Doo and the gang

 

Go crazy and let loose with Harley Quinn

 

Shoot some walkers with Carl Grimes (R.I.P Never Forgotten ❤ )

 

Reach the highest level of SAO with Kirito and Asuna

 

Make fetch happen with Gretchen

 

Fly around with Baymax

 

Explore Wonderland and have a tea party with the Mad Hatter

 

And…

Stare at Dylan O’Brien inside the Glade the whole time

 

What would be on your fictional bucket list?

 

-Shay