Taste The Rainbow!

Honey, I’m home.

I am back from my long exam break. I actually finished my exams mid June but I was doing things non-stop since, which made it hard to sit down to think and write a post. I’ve done a lot in such a short amount of time: took the night bus for the first time and saw a woman snorting cocaine on her boyfriends lap (I thought they were doing something else ngl) and literally hanky pankying later, as well as another guy smoking a joint a few seats in front of me. I also got punched in the boob by a boy I used to chat to in a club, climbed the O2 and led the group down, saw Callum from Love Island on the Northern line. And all of that happened on the same day.

And on my little adventures I’ve been having, running around Central London, I’ve been noticing a lot of rainbow flags and signs, etc. It’s pride day in London, today, so I thought it would be relevant to share something important today in this post. It’s a little secret I’ve been keeping which I’m ready to spill. And I assure you, you’re going to need some ice for this piping hot tea. 🐸☕️

 

I LOVE M&M’s.

All these rainbows everywhere reminded me for my love for them! They’re basically chocolate skittles and I would love to taste their rainbow at any point in the day.  I could eat those rainbow chocolate balls all day long. Who doesn’t love a good old chocolate ball?

 

Every penny I make goes into investing in those little packets of diabetes. I don’t even care that every one of those sweet beads will end up as a bead on my face. #adultacne 🤙🏽🤙🏽

 

I love every single colour to exist of them because I don’t discriminate because I’m not RaCisT! And they just had to whip out all the different fillings too. Peanut, peanut butter, crispy, chocolate. Fuck me up! You’re doing it to my skin and thighs anyway. 🤪

 

I  know I sound crazy but I feel so relieved coming out with my little M&M secret! I hope you’re understanding and accepting.

 

oh also I’m kinda queer.

 

-Shay

 

35 thoughts on “Taste The Rainbow!

  1. Josh Gross | The Jaguar says:

    Haha, I missed your hilarious posts! I must say, this was the funniest yet! I can’t repeat the best lines because WordPress is censoring me hard at the moment – so hard that it hurts to sit down. Also, your description of the night bus reminds me of California.

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  2. autumngirl says:

    Oh my God, congratulations, I mean I’ve been in a long-term relationship with M&Ms for a while now and trust me they just get better and better. right that sounded weird, ignore me! Loving the intro for this post, I mean snorting cocaine..on the bus…sounds interesting, and wow! You saw Callum?! crazy! oh and congrats on coming out, we love you ❤

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    • Shay says:

      I knowww they’re the best 😂 literally snorting cocaine!! And Yeahh, I dont really watch Love Island but I was with my friend who does and she swears it was him. And thank you!!

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  3. Jade rainbow says:

    Oh my God. Snorting cocaine? Also, I’ve heard love Island is racist? Don’t be mad. I don’t watch that show. That’s literally all I know. Also, I’m so proud of you. No matter if you’re straight, lesbian, or whatever you identify as. Also, Just to let you know if you are considering living in Miami be housing is extremely expensive.

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