On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.
And if I was there, I would have said Mean Girls Day, uncultured swine!
And trust me, I wore pink today.
It’s Mean Girls Day! Why? October the 3rd was the day Aaron asked Cady what the date was. And you know what she said? She said October 3rd.
Now, if you haven’t watched Mean Girls, firstly I want to correct you before you say “it’s just a movie, don’t be so dramatic”. It’s not just a movie. It’s a lifestyle. A lifestyle that chose me. Specifically, one evening when I was about ten, with my parents, and I wanted to choke on soil when the coach said to not have sex because then you will get pregnant and die. And I never got ‘the talk’ so I guess, better Coach Carr than no one.
But besides my strange childhood that made me the way I am now (i’m okay), I wanted to share my top favourite iconic Mean Girls quotes:
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”
“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
“I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
“She doesn’t even go here.”
“I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and wide set vagina.”
“That is so fetch.”
“I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.”
“I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.”
“Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just like the rules of feminism.”
“You can’t sit with us.”
“You go Glen Coco!”
“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”
And two extra bonus ones because I think they’re important and everyone should live by:
“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.” – Cady Heron
“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” – Janis Ian
Hope you had a happy hump day!